reignfall: (08)
𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔦 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯. ([personal profile] reignfall) wrote 2020-12-27 03:30 pm (UTC)

<QueenRegnant>

my septa thought a bear coupling with a maiden was inappropriate, so she told me it is a song about the dangers of wildlife, in which the bear mauls the maiden.

i shall send you some of the verses. really, i should let you make the call for your own self.

"The bear, the bear!
Lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair.
Her hair! Her hair!
He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!"

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